Monday, November 17, 2008

and when you thought that the elections and voting were over...

...now there is another thing for which everyone needs to vote. yes, it is very important, too! by voting for my friend, annie, of mohop shoes, you may help her win this great contest that could hook her up with $10,000! this will allow her to take her absolutely fabulous product line of sustainably sourced wooden platform shoes and procure the tools she needs to go bigtime!

on a side note, why is a semi-celebrity's product eligible for voting consideration? that just seems wrong. all the more reason to vote for the little guy (well, gal in this case).

if my glowing endorsement isn't enough to push you over the edge, just let the picture of annie's product below do the trick.


you have until november 20 to help annie make her dream come true. get to voting!

Sunday, November 02, 2008

fun times with botanical casting

i am very happy with how these castings turned out. the creepy looking little succulents cast beautifully since they burn out so nicely as they are pretty much just water and wax. i am not quite sure what i will do with all of them yet, but, considering i risked looking like a crazy woman by digging in the bushes of public places to procure some of the specimen used for the final castings, i will definitely figure it out. i do have a pretty good idea as to what i will do with the pistillo-looking plants directly below, but am not sure if my idea will actually work in practice. they are pretty delicate. you might notice how some of the little balled ends are actually missing. i figure some of the metal didn't flow all the way through the hollowed out form in the investment, while others snapped off while work hardening in the magnetic tumbler. i have no idea what those little guys are, but managed to dig them out of some bushes that had ivy looking leaves.

the below is a casting of a snipping from one of the two cedar trees that flank either side of my backyard.


the below is one of the many sedum castings i made from the giant sedum plants that grow like weeds in my backyard.below is one of the creepy looking succulents. i love them. i snagged them from a large bed of succulents that sits in front of the studio where i cast them.
an even creepier looking succulent. i love the little plant inside the plant (look closely).
below is the least creepy of the succulent castings.

i have a few lost wax castings that i need to finish up and will post here. those are taking a little longer since i actually carved the wax and they definitely require a lot more finishing than pieces that are essentially made perfectly by nature.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

what can brown do for me? apparently, not much.

dear ups driver:

being a modern gal, i like my living quarters to be equipped with all the finest in newfangled technologies--a garage door opener, an electric dishwasher, etc. one of the fanciest contraptions i have is this thing called a doorbell. it is quite nice. if someone pushes it, it makes a very audible noise that lets me know that someone is at the other side of the door. what a concept! like the united states postal service, through rain, sleet, snow or gloom of night, the doorbell always delivers on its promise to make a loud noise when someone pushes the button. so why is it, dear ups driver, that you refuse to try out this handy invention? okay, i know advances in modern technology can be scary things, but there is always the backup option if it is too much to handle all at once--knocking the door. from where i have situated myself all day waiting for this delivery that i have to sign for, i could have heard that, too. from where i was in my house i was even able to hear your truck drive away after you slapped a "UPS InfoNotice" on my door telling me that you have made your final attempt and that nobody answered. i would have been more than happy to answer had you made me aware that you were at the other side of my door.

next time, you know what brown can do for me? ring the damned doorbell.

signed,

desperately seeking my delivery

Monday, October 13, 2008

my type of news

this news from the onion is worthy of posting here since it is most newsworthy.

i have always found the onion to be my favorite hard-hitting news provider.

happy columbus day.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

rediscovering inspiration

so, i have had a dry spell for the past year with yen jewelry. there are several reasons:
  • an overall lack of inspiration;
  • a boredom with the style of work that i have perfected over the last few years;
  • a dismay in seeing said style--frames meticulously wrapped in fine wire--is becoming more commonplace and widely made;
  • the cost prohibitive nature of gold and sterling (it is only getting worse);
  • disappointment that the techniques i have used over the years get more and more tedious to produce in quantity;
  • my fingers hurt from all that wrapping of fine wire;
  • the maintenance of the business and production time required for the sale of existing designs (that stinking tight wrapping again) keeps me from having time to create new designs; and,
  • did i mention and overall lack of inspiration?
since the idea of hanging up the torch does upset me (and the fact that so much has been invested in my studio), i decided i need to do something about it. i am taking classes this quarter in lost wax (i have taken a workshop before, but never a full-course), more advanced stone setting and i just finished an intensive in enamel. i figured if i couldn't find inspiration and new approaches that will allow me to improve my production after this round of courses, i might just have to hang up the torch.

today was the conclusion of my enamel intensive. at first i figured i could check enameling off my list since it just wasn't speaking to me. today that changed. lo and behold, you can watercolor enamel! having a background in drawing and painting, and my past focus was watercolor, i goofed around with the colors that the studio had on hand by painting over some domes i created and enameled with a coat of soft white. i wasn't expecting much when i slapped on some color (i didn't go to great strides on design since i was strapped for time) and put them in the kiln. to my surprise, they turned out great. the picture provided doesn't do them justice, but trust me.i also played around with transparent enamel colors. again, the picture does no justice since the colors are absolutely beautiful. i have big plans for these enameled domes.

now i really want to get a kiln and all the required beginner items. i really want to get the one the instructor has, which is a smaller version of the kilns in the classroom studio. i figure everything will set me back $2500-$3000, which is a bit steep, but i guess it is a small price to pay for a renewed excitement. also, the idea of getting away with using copper, without worrying about tarnishing on the wearer, excites me since i can put more time and artistry into my work, which will compensate for the use of silver and gold. i sometimes feel that the cost of materials i use hold me back design wise, since time coupled with expensive materials can make items cost prohibitive or make it where my profit margin is low in order to price a piece at a point that will motivate people to purchase.

i will make sure to share pictures when the pieces using the above enameled domes are completed.

Friday, August 29, 2008

soon you will be mine.

after years of admiration, can't wait to meet you and hang out with you more often. we are going to have a lot of fun, kid.

i just hope u.s. postal service will not responsible for your whereabouts. i shudder at the thought.

a plea to my postal carrier.

dear postal worker:

why must you always give me the mail of others instead of mine? i really don't need to know what the credit card balance is for the lady across the street. i don't need to get the postcard reminding the guy next door that he is due for his semi-annual dental exam. ewwww, i really didn't need to see that one catalog that didn't belong to me. okay, while i didn't mind getting the "bon appetit" that was meant to go into the box 4 spots above, did you really need to tear up my "us weekly" in exchange? i will give you some credit that you managed to deliver it to me in some form that week. did you have to lose a pile of my bills? where is my "instyle?" with all the proper deliveries i make of the mail i am receiving, i feel like i am working, unpaid, for your employer. please, u.s. postal worker, spare me the grief and get some eye glasses. i am sure your government funded insurance plan includes vision, right?

signed,

desperately seeking mail

Monday, July 28, 2008

ode to mom

so i made a huge mistake in my previous post. i made mention that i planted the hydrangeas. that was quickly corrected by my lovely mother, who is a very literal lady when it serves her cause or argument. actually, my mother operated the shovel back when those were planted, so she was the one who planted them, not i. since my mom is one peach of a gal, i thought i would not only retract the claim that i, individually, planted those hydrangeas, but put up a post all about her.

my mom is known for many things: her discriminating taste for tchotchkes; being an highly experienced car passenger; maintaining her elite status as a slot machine high-roller at the casinos; having some very strong political opinions that are polar opposite of mine; possessing masterful wallpaper hanging abilities and keen sewing skills; and, most importantly, her love of dressing animals like humans.

i would like to elaborate on the last characteristic. this started with our dear golden retriever, sassy. sassy was just as her name--a sassy ol' broad. if sassy were one of the "golden girls" (rest in peace, estelle getty), i figure she would have been bea arthur's character, dorothy zbornak. sassy was incredibly smart and knew exactly what she wanted. she would always talk smack back to us and didn't let us get away with most things that humans slip by dogs, such as dressing them up in goofy outfits. my mother tried to throw a hat on her here and there, but i don't think, aside from the red bandanna, she ever found success during sassy's 16 years on this earth, since that sassy ol' broad of a dog was having none of that. then came along our second golden retriever, abbie. abbie was a smart dog, but on a different level than sassy. abbie was more of a dog's dog in that she could be easily tricked into things if it meant getting extra pets or a treat. this opened the door for my mother to feed her deep seated impulse of dressing up dogs. over the years, it was as predictable as my father's caterpillar cards that the holiday season wouldn't be complete without a picture of abbie in various holiday gear--santa hat; antler headband; new and improved antler headband with jingle bells; you get the point. i always felt bad for abbie, or any dog who gets dressed up in goofy outfits, but my mom insisted that abbie liked it. sadly, abbie passed after about as many years as sassy had under her belt. the memories will live on since we have many pictures of her, with and without the festive wear.

on to their most recent addition to the family--cricket. cricket came from the local humane society. mom, who came to decide she wanted a smaller dog, as she and my father are getting older, got her when she was a tiny puppy and after the humane society declared she was a terrier and lhasa apso mix and would stay small. it is now better evident that cricket is more likely part giraffe, part border collie. with that said, mom really loves the dog and no phone conversation is complete without many stories about cricket's life. being that cricket is more of the abbie variety of dog--will do about anything you ask her if you offer a pet in return--mom wasted no time to pull out the accessories and the camera. i think i saw it all when my mother sent an email the other day to proudly announce that cricket, in bespectacled glory, made the front page of the local newspaper. it is like my mother has fully come out of the closet and announced to the local community that she likes to dress up dogs. bravo, dear mother, bravo! your unapologetic eccentricity will always be a source of my entertainment.